Total Medals Earned: 1,689 (From 180 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,550 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (50/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 98/100 (490/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Check out Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 17/25 (95/140 points)
World
Can't touch this.
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex for the first time.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
???
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
maybe.
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
I'm almost done.
hhhmmmmm.
He will always be to me...
there all dead
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
there you go... good bye!
Who will interview the interviewmen?
...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Visit the codex 100 times.